Overrated Christmas Songs


   Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

   This song is one of those songs that you know is going to be performed by a 4th grade class with super goofy choreography.

   It is basically a story about a reindeer that was an outcast because he had a red nose and they made a song about it.


   I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

   This song is basically about a kid coming downstairs to try and see Santa and he sees his mom cheating with Santa.

   I get that it’s Michael Jackson singing the song but he was a kid and all little kids sound the same when they sing. Just really high-pitched.


   Jingle Bells

   Jingle Bells is another one of those songs that all 4th grade choirs sing and gets annoying after a while.

   It’s definitely way overplayed and is just a bunch of little girls that all sound the same.


   Fruit Cake

   It was funny when we were middle schoolers but is pretty obnoxious now.

   And you already know if you’re at a high school choir performance during Christmas it’s going to get played. Once again it is just played too much.


   Santa Baby

   This song is basically about a gold digger trying to seduce Santa for presents. Feels a little too  scandalous for a kid’s Christmas song. 

   The song is way too slow and if you sing along with it you definitely think you’re the main character.